Yeah, that's right the Yondaime (Forth) Hokage, who happens to look exactly like Naruto and is in fact his father, is Uchiha Madara. Totally. Who wouldn't think that.
Granted this post took place on a forum before the big "Tobi is Madara" reveil but for the love of Ra that is the worst train of thought I've ever seen. It offically bumped "The Akatsuki Leaders are Naruto's Parents" crazyness out of the number one spot.
My Top 3 "You Narutards Have To Be Kidding Me" Topics:
1 - Yondaime is Uchiha Madara
2 - The Akatsuki (Pein and Konan) are Naruto's Parents
3- Tobi is Obito possesded by Madara
Be prepared for I fear this list will become larger and more messed up as I begin my decent into the realm of the internet I shall call "Narutard Land"
3 comments:
dude, far out
Let's just not even get into the SasuNaru bullshit that people claim is canon based on that dumbassed accidental kiss way back in the first batch of episodes...
Yeah, no. Those kids don't bother me so much because at least they have something "decent" to try and back their theory. Granted it's wrong, since to be canon it has to be consentual and that was not quite agreed upon by all parties involved.
However, it's mostly the "Yaoi" Fangirls that rave on that one, and their a whole different breed then Narutards.
It's the outlandish ones where they make way to generalized assumptions about things that could in no possible way be true but because you can play the "This character and that one have the same hair style" or "This person knew that person" or "They're from the same clan".
Those are when you know your dealing with Narutards.
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