Fear the Narutards for they never learn

So while surfing the net... oh, I'd say about two weeks ago... and I happened across this little "gem of wisdom":



Yeah, that's right the Yondaime (Forth) Hokage, who happens to look exactly like Naruto and is in fact his father, is Uchiha Madara. Totally. Who wouldn't think that.
Granted this post took place on a forum before the big "Tobi is Madara" reveil but for the love of Ra that is the worst train of thought I've ever seen. It offically bumped "The Akatsuki Leaders are Naruto's Parents" crazyness out of the number one spot.

My Top 3 "You Narutards Have To Be Kidding Me" Topics:
1 - Yondaime is Uchiha Madara
2 - The Akatsuki (Pein and Konan) are Naruto's Parents
3- Tobi is Obito possesded by Madara

Be prepared for I fear this list will become larger and more messed up as I begin my decent into the realm of the internet I shall call "Narutard Land"

I love this quote, I really do.

While I enjoyed the classic Speed Racer I watched it so long ago I don't really remember much as to what the storyline was but what little kid doesn't love watching race cars.
But I have to say Thank You, Ra! Finally someone agrees that the visuals for Speed Racer are beyond ridiculous.

From Anime News Network's Speed Racer Review Article by Zac Bertschy:
"The problem is that the act of actually sitting through this movie is not unlike being
punched in the eyeball with a neon hammer for 2 hours."

It's actually a rather unbiast review. The more I read about the visuals the more it sounded like you'll get the feeling your high while watching the movie. It also seems to sound like they didn't really put to much effort into anything that didn't involve the raceing, though it sounds like that's the majority of the film.
I still think the film is a travisty. A farce at best. Who knows, when it finally reaches DVD and if I'm increadably bored and out of all other options, I very well may rent it and give it a look. But I doubt I'll ever be that desperate.